i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Summary of Divergent
- Amity: Make love, not war, lol, blaze it up veggies
- Candor: We need to be completely honest with each other, but know it's not our fault if someone gets hurt
- Erudite: Here's a serum, and another serum, and this other serum, and another one and another one, and...
- Dauntless: #YOLO #TATTOOS
- Abnegation: what is a burger